She’s dead Jim.
I have no idea whats going on now. Got a neighbor to help me jump it, and as soon as we hooked up the jumper cables, all four of my turn signals came on steady. Let it charge for a bit, and it turns over like a champ. Just won’t catch. I have no idea whats going on 🙁
Obviously the battery is dead… Beyond that, the four steady turn signals have me really nervous. The phrase “electrical system problem” comes to mind, and that sounds expensive.
Sigh. Trying to make myself feel better with a meat lovers pizza from across the street….