Just Brilliant.

Went out to my car to go and do laundry at my friend’s place, to discover the power locks weren’t working.  Actually, no electrical things were working.  Popped the hood, discovered this:

After cleaning it all off, it would appear my battery is completely dead.  I have no idea how this happened, it was working just FINE last night.  I swear…. I hate cars.

I guess I’m gonna be looking for a ride to work tomorrow, and somehow I’m going to have to procure a new flippin battery.

HOORAY.  (yes, that was sarcastic.)